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4.24s(WHOOPING) Who cares? I'm having dinner with Leela.
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1.97sJust go to your stupid party.
2.65sWe can have dinner on my birthday some other year.
3.07sNo! I can throw up on a stripper anytime.
3.64sTonight, I want to not throw up on you.
1.17sReally?
1.02sYour loss.
2.85sHey, Professor, you're my wingman!
3.62sVery well. Cubert, fetch my drinking teeth.
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4.74sI just have to sign Leela's birthday card. How do you spell X-O?
1.93sIt's a record-your-own-message card.
2.94sYou don't sign it, you leave a nude video greeting.
1.28sDoes it have to be nude?
2.28sI guess not. That never occurred to me.
2.92sIf I leave now, record a birthday greeting on the way,
2.05sscore some fancy cologne at the newsstand,
1.83sI'll be exactly on time.