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4.95s...cake! You want to buy a slice of birthday cake for $11.95?
1.22sYes, please.
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1.8sOoh, nice cake. Sorry, I'm late.
2.55sWhere have you... It's fine.
1.95sYou're not mad? I was.
4.9sBut then I realized it's actually my fault for thinking you might be on time for once.
2.25sAnyhow, I ate both our lunches.
2.17sYou ordered the lobster pileup.
1.2sIt wasn't cheap.
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1.23sBam!
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2.02sPlease, let me make it up to you.
3.24sI'll treat you to a fancy birthday dinner tonight, at Cavern on the Green.
3.17sWow, that'll be the nicest place I've ever been stood up.
1.1sNot this time.
2.65sNo matter what happens, I swear I'll be there.
3.05sGuys, guys! Hedonismbot is finally gonna settle down,
2.22sand marry a nice house in the suburbs!
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