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4.74sI just have to sign Leela's birthday card. How do you spell X-O?
1.93sIt's a record-your-own-message card.
2.94sYou don't sign it, you leave a nude video greeting.
1.28sDoes it have to be nude?
2.28sI guess not. That never occurred to me.
2.92sIf I leave now, record a birthday greeting on the way,
2.05sscore some fancy cologne at the newsstand,
1.83sI'll be exactly on time.
1.83sYou're not going anywhere!
1.1sBut I have a date.
1.23sYou were late this morning,
4.3sso you have to stay and test my latest invention!
3.64sBehold! A time-traveling machine!
3.92s(BOTH GASP) Time? I can't go back there!
3.44sBut this time machine only goes forward in time.
2.75sThat way you can't accidentally change history,
3.9sor do something disgusting, like sleep with your own grandmother.
1.62sI wouldn't want to do that again.
4.3sWe're going to test it by going forward in time one minute.
1.12sGet in.
1.8sOkay, hurry. Let's get it over with.
2.9sI can record Leela's birthday card while we're in there.