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1.93sIt's a record-your-own-message card.
2.94sYou don't sign it, you leave a nude video greeting.
1.28sDoes it have to be nude?
2.28sI guess not. That never occurred to me.
2.92sIf I leave now, record a birthday greeting on the way,
2.05sscore some fancy cologne at the newsstand,
1.83sI'll be exactly on time.
1.83sYou're not going anywhere!
1.1sBut I have a date.
1.23sYou were late this morning,
4.3sso you have to stay and test my latest invention!
3.64sBehold! A time-traveling machine!
3.92s(BOTH GASP) Time? I can't go back there!
3.44sBut this time machine only goes forward in time.
2.75sThat way you can't accidentally change history,
3.9sor do something disgusting, like sleep with your own grandmother.