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2.94sEnough government profiteering under the guise of morality!
1.87sEnough with this phony war on drugs!
1s(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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2sYou know, you're going about this all wrong, Brian.
1.4sIf you want to win people over,
1.8syou can't just drone on like Ben Stein.
1.63sYou've got to have a little more showmanship.
1.77sHere, watch.
1.77s(PLAYING ME OL' BAM-BOO)
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3.54sNow, everybody gather round and listen if you would
14.18sWhen I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
7.34s(ALL SINGING) A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed It's the only help that you'll ever need Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!
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