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1.23sBrian, what the hell?
1.67sUh, hey, Lois.
3.24s(GASPS) The jig's up, Brian! Run!
2.6sBrian, is this how you're trying to pass your drug test?
3.87sBy stealing a baby's urine? My God, that is just sick!
4.8sNo. What's sick is making marijuana illegal when it's been proven that it does less damage to you than alcohol.
2.94sNo. What's sick is the plot of the movie Baby Mama.
5.94sMALE ANNOUNCER: What happens when a 40-year-old woman asks her 41-year-old friend to carry her baby?
2.87sPush, Angie, push! Push harder... Oh, it's dead.
5.21sBrian, when you have to go to these lengths just to get away with smoking pot, it's time to make a change.
2.33sYou're right, Lois. It is time to make a change.
1.3sThank you.
2.4sIt's time for Quahog to legalize marijuana.
2.13sWhat? That's not exactly what I meant.
1.53s(IN FAKE VOICE) Hey, check out the size of Stewie's penis.
1.47s(IN REGULAR VOICE) Oh, come on, guys!
1.7sIt's just the way God made me.
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1.07sNo more oppression!
5.1sWe as American adults with free will have the right to use marijuana if we choose to!