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1.37sI'll break the ice.
3.04sHey, Brian, did you do hard time? Or hardly working?
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1.73sPenis.
1.17sAll right. All the pieces are there.
1.4sSomebody make something out of that.
2.13sHey, Brian. Who's your favorite baseball player?
1.57sAlbert Pujols?
1.9sChris, stop it! Come on.
2.34sBrian, we're happy you're out of jail.
3.14sAnd when we get to the car, would you like a donut to sit on?
2.4s(LAUGHING) You see? I'm part of it!
3.7sI'm part of it like everyone else!
3.07sI can't believe they threw me in jail for a quarter ounce of pot.
1.53sWell, Brian, it's your own fault.
2sI mean, pot is illegal for a reason.
2.2sLois, don't be a hypocrite. You've smoked pot.
3.2sWell, sure, Brian, but I'm thinking about the children.
2.27sPot's illegal mainly to protect them.
9.04sNo, no. Pot is illegal because William Randolph Hearst ran a smear campaign against marijuana in the 1930s to protect his interests in the timber industry,
5.27sbecause hemp was poised to replace wood as an inexpensive raw material for the manufacture of paper.