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2.24sYou don't have to sell out like this, Brian!
6.07s(INHALES DEEPLY) (HALTINGLY) Your novel is good enough to be published on its own merits.
2.67sYou think so? Yeah, you bet.
3.77sThis is your shot, Brian. You can be a superstar author.
3.77sAll you got to do is make an impassioned anti-pot speech in public.
3.24sForget it, Carter! Even Stewie says the book is good enough on its own.
0.97sRight, Stewie?
4.17s(GROANING HESITANTLY) Maybe do a song about why pot is bad.
7.97sAnd that's why pot is bad (ALL CHEERING) I've heard all I need to make an informed decision.
3.44sMarijuana is hereby re-illegalized.
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5.64sIn other news, a local Quahog author has set a record for the worst-selling novel of all time.
8.04sBrian Griffin's Faster than the Speed of Love has astonishingly not sold a single copy thanks to universal panning by literary critics.