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0.24sI hate Quagmire lately.
1.8sMe, too.
2.4sThat cat has totally changed his personality.
2.77sYeah. Like, when I went over to his house the other day.
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1.17sQUAGMIRE: (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Who is it?
2.94sIt's me, Quagmire. I need to borrow your lawnmower.
1.27sQuagmire's not here.
2.53sIt's just me, James. I'm supposed to watch the house.
1.3sCome on, Quagmire.
3sIt's 97 degrees out here. We're two grown men.
2.4sAre you selling yarn? 'Cause I love yarn.
2.3sNo. I need to borrow your lawnmower.
2.44sOh, I don't think Quagmire wants me to do that.
1.84sOh, come on.
3.14sI don't think Quagmire appreciated the condition you returned it in last time.
2.5sGlenn, can I just... (REGULAR VOICE) No! You can't have it!
1.6sHey, guys. It's James' birthday tomorrow.
1.53sWould you all sign his card?
2.1sYou want us to sign a card for your cat?
2.5sYeah. And don't just put your name. Write something clever.
1.87sGod, I hate having to come up with something on the spot.
1.43sUm...
4.8s"Have a mice day. Best fishes. Peter."