2sYou know, you're going about this all wrong, Brian.
1.4sIf you want to win people over,
1.8syou can't just drone on like Ben Stein.
1.63sYou've got to have a little more showmanship.
1.77sHere, watch.
1.77s(PLAYING ME OL' BAM-BOO)
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3.54sNow, everybody gather round and listen if you would