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5.21sBrian, when you have to go to these lengths just to get away with smoking pot, it's time to make a change.
2.33sYou're right, Lois. It is time to make a change.
1.3sThank you.
2.4sIt's time for Quahog to legalize marijuana.
2.13sWhat? That's not exactly what I meant.
1.53s(IN FAKE VOICE) Hey, check out the size of Stewie's penis.
1.47s(IN REGULAR VOICE) Oh, come on, guys!
1.7sIt's just the way God made me.
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1.07sNo more oppression!
5.1sWe as American adults with free will have the right to use marijuana if we choose to!
2.94sEnough government profiteering under the guise of morality!
1.87sEnough with this phony war on drugs!
1s(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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2sYou know, you're going about this all wrong, Brian.
1.4sIf you want to win people over,
1.8syou can't just drone on like Ben Stein.
1.63sYou've got to have a little more showmanship.
1.77sHere, watch.
1.77s(PLAYING ME OL' BAM-BOO)
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3.54sNow, everybody gather round and listen if you would