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2.67sYou think so? Yeah, you bet.
3.77sThis is your shot, Brian. You can be a superstar author.
3.77sAll you got to do is make an impassioned anti-pot speech in public.
3.24sForget it, Carter! Even Stewie says the book is good enough on its own.
0.97sRight, Stewie?
4.17s(GROANING HESITANTLY) Maybe do a song about why pot is bad.
7.97sAnd that's why pot is bad (ALL CHEERING) I've heard all I need to make an informed decision.
3.44sMarijuana is hereby re-illegalized.
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5.64sIn other news, a local Quahog author has set a record for the worst-selling novel of all time.
8.04sBrian Griffin's Faster than the Speed of Love has astonishingly not sold a single copy thanks to universal panning by literary critics.