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1.6sHey, guys. It's James' birthday tomorrow.
1.53sWould you all sign his card?
2.1sYou want us to sign a card for your cat?
2.5sYeah. And don't just put your name. Write something clever.
1.87sGod, I hate having to come up with something on the spot.
1.43sUm...
4.8s"Have a mice day. Best fishes. Peter."
2s(SIGHS) Thanks. That's great.
1.07sWell, I gotta get going.
2.27sI'm heading off to Vermont to get James' birthday present.
3.84sThere's this neat little store called Cattitudes that makes all this neat cat stuff.
1.17sSee you guys later.
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1.5sWhat a queer.
2.94sHe's going all the way to Vermont for cat gifts and whatnot?
3.7sYou can get a scratching post down at Walmart for $2,
2.57spair of Lee jeans for $9.
1.63sYou know, they got seats for children now.
3.5sYou put them right in your car. Supposed to make them safer.
3.8sOnly problem is you can't lean your seat all the way back. Oh.
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