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2.04sI don't care if you printed a million copies.
1.37sI printed two million.
3.97sAnd I even commissioned an oil painting for your author's photo.
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1.27sAnd what's this?
3.34sIs this an Oprah Book Club sticker? I think it is.
2.23sWait. Really? Oh, my God!
2.9sPlus, I can get you a night in bed with Oprah.
3.67s(GROANING HESITANTLY) Okay, just the sticker then. So what do you say? Is it a deal?
2.24sYou don't have to sell out like this, Brian!
6.07s(INHALES DEEPLY) (HALTINGLY) Your novel is good enough to be published on its own merits.
2.67sYou think so? Yeah, you bet.
3.77sThis is your shot, Brian. You can be a superstar author.
3.77sAll you got to do is make an impassioned anti-pot speech in public.
3.24sForget it, Carter! Even Stewie says the book is good enough on its own.
0.97sRight, Stewie?
4.17s(GROANING HESITANTLY) Maybe do a song about why pot is bad.
7.97sAnd that's why pot is bad (ALL CHEERING) I've heard all I need to make an informed decision.