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3.49sIt's so glamorously decorated, I thought I was in Vegas.
2.77sHey, you guys lied to me! You said it was Vegas.
2.4sYeah, we'll be going. We'll just be going.
2.8sMarge, you chased away all my poker buddies.
2.1sI didn't mean to.
4.69sYou've become such a cop. Not that long ago you were so much more to me.
4.92sYou were a cleaner of pots, a sewer of buttons, an unplugger of hairy clogs.
1.8sI'm still all those things.
2.05sOnly now I'm cleaning up the city,
1.9ssewing together the social fabric,
2.43sand unplugging the clogs of our legal system.
2.13sYou're cooking what for dinner?
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3.64sEverywhere I look someone is breaking the law.
1.92sDog, no leash.
2.23sMan littering.
1.87sHorse not wearing diaper.
4.14sCar parked across three handicapped spaces.
0.53sHomer!
2.64sHey, Marge. How's my little piglet?
3.1s- Homer, I'm on duty.
- That's okay.