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2.07sI'm sure you can get another pillow.
2.94sI could send it back to Taiwan for repair, but why should I have to?
1.93sI've done nothing wrong.
2.47sAnd I don't give permission for my face to be on TV.
2.18sI want it blurred.
3.45sSo, Mom, what are you gonna do with your day off?
3.67sI just want to relax, and forget that I'm part of that thin blue line...
3.25swhich stands between civilization and chaos.
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3.49sBart, it's illegal for you to operate that class-nine vehicle...
1.93swithout pads and a helmet.
0.67sBut, Mom--
1.77sIt's for your own safety.
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2.37sTake that, safety boy.
4.07sThis padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day.
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