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2.75sI got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.
2sYes, indeed there is.
3.22sThere's an inflatable bath pillow that Mother and I both enjoy.
1.93sShe claimed it was her day to use it.
1.93sI maintained she was mistaken. We quarreled.
2.43sLater, as I prepared to bathe,
1.83sI noticed, to my horror,
3.07sthat someone had slashed the pillow.
3.39sMm-hmm. Who called the police? We both did.
1.94sLook, why don't you two settle down?
2.07sI'm sure you can get another pillow.
2.94sI could send it back to Taiwan for repair, but why should I have to?
1.93sI've done nothing wrong.
2.47sAnd I don't give permission for my face to be on TV.
2.18sI want it blurred.
3.45sSo, Mom, what are you gonna do with your day off?
3.67sI just want to relax, and forget that I'm part of that thin blue line...
3.25swhich stands between civilization and chaos.
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3.49sBart, it's illegal for you to operate that class-nine vehicle...