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2.87sAh, look at that! A pony.
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3.37sHey, everybody. Mom's home.
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3.5sThey didn't have my size shirt, but you get the idea.
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4sWow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
2.49sMarge, I want you to take care of yourself out there.
2.1sYou've become very dear to me.
2.27sOh, Homie, of course I will.
1.97sMom, if someone shot at the mayor,
2.15swould you throw yourself in front of him and take the bullet?
0.67sI suppose I would.
2.37sWhat if they shot at a Coke machine?
0.45sNo.
0.6sTV?
2.47sNo. TV with a picture of the mayor on it?
2.14sWhatever you do, Mom, we'll be proud of you.
0.52sWell, thank you, honey.
3.05sAs long as it's constitutional.
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1.78sHomer, give me my pepper spray.
2.99sAw, Marge, one squirt and you're south of the border.
4.54sMmm. Incapacitating.