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2.57sYou did what?
2.1sI borrowed your nail clipper. What's the big deal?
3.6sNothing. I'm just a little edgy since your mother told me she wants to be a cop.
2.44sCool. Will you bring me along when you do evictions?
2.63sYou got it, little buddy.
1.75sMarge, you being a cop makes you the man,
3.2swhich makes me the woman, and I have no interest in that--
2.45sbesides occasionally wearing the underwear,
2.92swhich, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
2.77sHomer, there's no reason for you to feel threatened.
4.8sYou'll always be the man of this house. Aw, thanks, honey.
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2.37sAll right, you scrawny bean poles.
3.29sBecoming a cop is not something that happens overnight.
3.47sIt takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.