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3.6sIf that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky.
3.6sAre you really allowed to execute people at a local jail?
2.13sFrom this point on, no talking.
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5.19sI'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
1.92sSomeday when you really need it, you'll be happy...
1.72sthere are dedicated cops like me out there.
1.94sI have nothing more to say to you, Marge.
3.22sI'm drawing a line down the center of the house À la I love Lucy.
3.59sYou stay on your side, and I'll stay on my side.
2.32sD'oh!
3.77sBoy, when Marge first told me she was going the police academy,
3.55sI thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, Spaceballs.
3.44sBut instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
3.17sHey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply.
2.19sAfter this case, and the other case,
2.25sthere's only one case left.
2.07sYeah, yeah! Barney's right!
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