2.75sI got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.
2sYes, indeed there is.
3.22sThere's an inflatable bath pillow that Mother and I both enjoy.
1.93sShe claimed it was her day to use it.
1.93sI maintained she was mistaken. We quarreled.
2.43sLater, as I prepared to bathe,
1.83sI noticed, to my horror,
3.07sthat someone had slashed the pillow.