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1.77sOh, well i-I just wanted to thank you.
4.87sI-I don't know if you remember, but, uh, when I was a kid you helped me get my life back on the right path.
2.17sDamn it. Look, I'm busy, all righT?
1.6sOh, Ok. I'll come back later.
2.84sAre all the other men out of the shower yeT?
1.5sHey, you, porker.
6.46sYes, I'm calling you a porker and there's nothing you can do about it because I'm protected by my impenetrable cereal-box fort.
1.27sHey, you, drunkie.
4.3sYes, that's right, I'm calling you drunkie and there's nothing you can do about it because I'm--
1.03sAh, The toast is ready.
1.1sI'll get it, Lois.
1.6sThere you go.
2.82sUh, Peter, Maybe you shouldn't bring your lance to the table.
2.69sLois, If I'm gonna get good enough to impress the Black Knight,
1.84smy lance must be with me at all times.
3.24sOh, You guys are gonna be so proud when you see me out on that field.
2.29sNow, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go practice.
2.82sOh, my God, dad! My earring! Dad, stop!