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0.82sWhat is it?
2.03sIt's a cheeseburger.
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5.7sOf couRse, Now I know it Wasn't a cheeseburger but at that time, I was ready to believe anything.
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1.62sI didn't know what the hell was going on.
3.52sI wandered around for hours and somehow ended up at the Renaissance FairE.
1.6sI can fly!
1.63sOH, My God!
1sahh!
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1.3sUgh!
4.4sI was saved by the one and only Black Knight of the quahog Renaissance Faire.
6.87sA word of advice. The path to knighthood is paved with strength and nobility not L.S.D. and sideburns.
5.86sAnd from that moment on, I knew someday I wanted to be a knight like him.
1.4sAh, Mercy!
2.54sI was once addicted to antihistamines.
2.9sI took so many I thought I was Mr. Peanut.
2.37sYeah, that's a great story, too.
2.7sSO, You all think you got what it takes to be jousters!
2.24sWell, If you're gonna joust, you got to want it!
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