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2.9sI took so many I thought I was Mr. Peanut.
2.37sYeah, that's a great story, too.
2.7sSO, You all think you got what it takes to be jousters!
2.24sWell, If you're gonna joust, you got to want it!
1.63sLet me hear your war cry!
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2.03sIs that the best you got, you pile of crap?
1.33sYes.
2.87sFrom an early age, my parents discouraged loud noises!
2.34sYou know what you are? You're a candy-ass maggot!
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1.33sYou find something funny, maggot?
1sSir, no, sir!
2.12sYou love the Middle Ages, don't you?
0.98sSir, yes, sir!
4.05sThe concept of a geocentric universe gets you sexually excited, doesn't it?
0.92sSir, yes, sir!
4.5sYou want to make 16th century mathematician Johannes Kepler your bitch, don't you?
1.7sSir, yes, sir!
1.48sWelcome, apprentices.
1.73sIt's him.
3.25sLook alive, ladies. Allow me to introduce the best of the best,
2.27sthe Black Knight himself!
3.5sAnd this is his trophy Wench, Maid Madeleine!
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