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2.03sIs that the best you got, you pile of crap?
1.33sYes.
2.87sFrom an early age, my parents discouraged loud noises!
2.34sYou know what you are? You're a candy-ass maggot!
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1.33sYou find something funny, maggot?
1sSir, no, sir!
2.12sYou love the Middle Ages, don't you?
0.98sSir, yes, sir!
4.05sThe concept of a geocentric universe gets you sexually excited, doesn't it?
0.92sSir, yes, sir!
4.5sYou want to make 16th century mathematician Johannes Kepler your bitch, don't you?
1.7sSir, yes, sir!
1.48sWelcome, apprentices.
1.73sIt's him.
3.25sLook alive, ladies. Allow me to introduce the best of the best,
2.27sthe Black Knight himself!
3.5sAnd this is his trophy Wench, Maid Madeleine!
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1.2sDing.
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1.82sUh, Excuse me, uh, Mr. BlacK KNIGHT?
1.42sI'm busy.
1.77sOh, well i-I just wanted to thank you.
4.87sI-I don't know if you remember, but, uh, when I was a kid you helped me get my life back on the right path.