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2.17sWell, I've saved some money from teaching piano.
3.3sAnd I say this is the perfect time for you to pursue that dream.
0.5sReally?
0.64sYes!
2.07sWow, You know, since money's getting tight,
2sI was gonna suggest that we eat the kids.
1.87sYou know, like--like Jokingly at first,
3.9sbut then I was gonna gauge your reaction and--and if you were cool with it, then, uh, you know,
1.97swe would go from there. But This is a much better idea.
2.64sI'm going to do it, Lois. I'm gonna realize my dream!
3.2sI am gonna be a Renaissance Faire jouster!
1.43sOh, Peter!
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1.67sOh! This is so exciting!
1.79sMy little jouster's first day.
0.9sHere's your lunch.
1.1sThanks, honey.
2.1sOh, Egg salad?
1.18sHave a good time.
1.37sI'll try.
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0.93sHey, Mort.
1.65sOh, God! Don't hurt me!
1.47sOh, Hi, Peter.
1.47sHey, you gonna be a jouster, too?
8.64sYes. I'm trying to overcome my fear of swords because a man in a pirate suit stabbed me in the ear when I was 5, and then again when I was 30.
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