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8.64sYes. I'm trying to overcome my fear of swords because a man in a pirate suit stabbed me in the ear when I was 5, and then again when I was 30.
1.37sWhat about you? The same?
3.8sNaw, Not really. It kinda all goes back to when I was 18.
4.94sI was going through that rebellious phase and, uh, I was hanging out with a bad crowd.
2.75sHere, Peter. Try one of these.
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0.82sWhat is it?
2.03sIt's a cheeseburger.
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5.7sOf couRse, Now I know it Wasn't a cheeseburger but at that time, I was ready to believe anything.
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1.62sI didn't know what the hell was going on.
3.52sI wandered around for hours and somehow ended up at the Renaissance FairE.
1.6sI can fly!
1.63sOH, My God!
1sahh!
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1.3sUgh!
4.4sI was saved by the one and only Black Knight of the quahog Renaissance Faire.
6.87sA word of advice. The path to knighthood is paved with strength and nobility not L.S.D. and sideburns.