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3.27sLucky there's a family guy
3.47sLucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
1.63sall the things that make us
1.67slaugh 'n' cry
5sHe's a family guy
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1.18sOn the whole,
1.97sI enjoy my job as a pharmacist.
3.47sIn fact, many of my customers are your mommies and daddies.
4.71sJimmy Hopkins, your mother had awful postpartum depression after you were born.
5.5sAnd Danielle, your father had bad, very bad hemorrhoids that stung him unmerciful.
1.7sOh! They were awful.
2.42sThey were like stinky little balloons.
7.49sAnd I gave him some special ointment and he hurt so bad that he had to apply it in the car with his sock.
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1.03sThank you.
1.33sCool! I want to be a pharmacist!