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1.3sUgh!
4.4sI was saved by the one and only Black Knight of the quahog Renaissance Faire.
6.87sA word of advice. The path to knighthood is paved with strength and nobility not L.S.D. and sideburns.
5.86sAnd from that moment on, I knew someday I wanted to be a knight like him.
1.4sAh, Mercy!
2.54sI was once addicted to antihistamines.
2.9sI took so many I thought I was Mr. Peanut.
2.37sYeah, that's a great story, too.
2.7sSO, You all think you got what it takes to be jousters!
2.24sWell, If you're gonna joust, you got to want it!
1.63sLet me hear your war cry!
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2.03sIs that the best you got, you pile of crap?
1.33sYes.
2.87sFrom an early age, my parents discouraged loud noises!
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