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1.22sOh, he's gay.
2.23sGet out of here, you mouth breather!
1.9sI'm as good as fired.
2.45sWhere the hell am I gonna find a guy as strong as Guillermo?
1.73sOne time I walked into the locker room,
3.14sI swear he was bench-pressing Mr. Weed.
2.47sGreat. Lois is getting chummy with the new neighbors.
1.89sI thiNk She wants you to meet them.
1.92sShe's always trying to make me be social.
1.63sCocktail parties, school functions,
2.64sthat time we planted trees in Jerusalem.
6.17sWhat? Look, all I'm saying is put an Israeli guy next to an Arab guy and I can't tell the difference.
1.62sYou must be Peter. Joe Swanson.
1.5sYeah, yeah. Nice to meet you, Phil.
2.64sYou got a neighbor on the other side of your house, too.
2.08sSo, don't think you always have to bug me.
1.5sI'll keep that in mind.
1.93sSay, do you have a screwdriver I can borrow?
1.82sMan, you neighbors are like viruses.
1.35sStarts with a screwdriver.
4.24sBefore you know it, you're using my supermarket my dry cleaner, and even my postman.
1.5sJeez, Can you believe that guy?
2.4s"Do you have a screwdriver I can borrow?"