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1.94sLast guy who lived next door borrowed my toaster.
1.98sNever saw it again.
3.2sIf that slut wants full custody of the kids, she's got it.
2.15sPeter, they might be very nice people.
2.65s"Very nice people." Yeah, that's what they always say.
2.2sThen you open up the septic tank and bam!
1.4sSkeleton city!
1.65sOh, Pervert!
1.87sOh, Don't flatter yourself, honey.
1.37sI don't have any sweat glands.
1.95sOk, my happy-go-lucky toy boys,
1.4stime for batting practice.
2sGuillermo, you're up.
3.57sUnfortunately Johnson isn't here to pitch today. His wife is in labor.
2.9sOh, what? Is the baby coming out of him? Jeez, I'll pitch.
1.92sha! I don't know what's more questionable,
2syour pitching arm or Bill Clinton's integrity.
1.2sOh, how hard--