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3.57sUnfortunately Johnson isn't here to pitch today. His wife is in labor.
2.9sOh, what? Is the baby coming out of him? Jeez, I'll pitch.
1.92sha! I don't know what's more questionable,
2syour pitching arm or Bill Clinton's integrity.
1.2sOh, how hard--
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2.34sOh, how hard can it be to pitch?
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1.43sAah!
1.94sUh, Ok. Take your base.
1.47sSomebody call 911.
3.05sTell them he is allergic to penicillin and white zinfandel!
4.75sIdiot! If you don't find a ringer to replace Guillermo, you're fired!
1.97sOh, Man. What'll I do if I get fired?
3.14sI'll have to go back to my old job as a Calvin Klein model.
1.9sI don't want to be just like everybody else.
1.77sBut I don't want to be different.
2.94sI just want to be.
3.9sWhat was the name of the bad guy from Tron?
2.47sAh, This is gonna drive me nuts!
2.02sMoving is never easy on a family.
3.7sWell, we are gonna miss the go-go-go pace of Providence.