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2.2sThen you open up the septic tank and bam!
1.4sSkeleton city!
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1.65sOh, Pervert!
1.87sOh, Don't flatter yourself, honey.
1.37sI don't have any sweat glands.
1.95sOk, my happy-go-lucky toy boys,
1.4stime for batting practice.
2sGuillermo, you're up.
3.57sUnfortunately Johnson isn't here to pitch today. His wife is in labor.
2.9sOh, what? Is the baby coming out of him? Jeez, I'll pitch.
1.92sha! I don't know what's more questionable,
2syour pitching arm or Bill Clinton's integrity.
1.2sOh, how hard--
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2.34sOh, how hard can it be to pitch?
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1.43sAah!
1.94sUh, Ok. Take your base.
1.47sSomebody call 911.
3.05sTell them he is allergic to penicillin and white zinfandel!
4.75sIdiot! If you don't find a ringer to replace Guillermo, you're fired!
1.97sOh, Man. What'll I do if I get fired?
3.14sI'll have to go back to my old job as a Calvin Klein model.