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1.92sha! I don't know what's more questionable,
2syour pitching arm or Bill Clinton's integrity.
1.2sOh, how hard--
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2.34sOh, how hard can it be to pitch?
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1.43sAah!
1.94sUh, Ok. Take your base.
1.47sSomebody call 911.
3.05sTell them he is allergic to penicillin and white zinfandel!
4.75sIdiot! If you don't find a ringer to replace Guillermo, you're fired!
1.97sOh, Man. What'll I do if I get fired?
3.14sI'll have to go back to my old job as a Calvin Klein model.
1.9sI don't want to be just like everybody else.
1.77sBut I don't want to be different.