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1.13sTake that, you bitch!
1.27sWhat the hell?
1.17sHow'd you like that?
2.07sHey, joke's on you. I have hepatitis.
2.8s(GROANING) - Patrick? Yes?
2.97sMy name's Lois. I'm your sister.
1.54sOh, my God, Lois.
1.83sI never thought I'd see you again.
1.6sThese are my children.
2.84sWhy do you live in a crazy house, Uncle Patrick?
2.27sWell, when I was just a little boy,
2.17sI had a very traumatic experience.
1.14s
2.53sMommy, can I have a drink of water?
2.34s(GASPING) Jackie Gleason!
1.7sBeat it, kid. Your mother's busy.
1.87sGLEASON: Humminah, humminah, humminah, humminah.
1.57sPow, right in the kisser!
0.57sOh, that's a horrible story.
2.07sYes.
2.37sI was so traumatized they sent me here.
1.9sAnd I guess they must have forgotten about me.
2.2sWell, you seem perfectly normal to me.
3.6sAnd no brother of mine is gonna be cooped up in some insane asylum.
2.57sWe are taking you back to Quahog with us.
1.23sOh, that's a great idea.
4.3sMaybe he can bring his sling blade and order up some (MIMICKING BILLY BOB THORNTON) French-fried potatoes.
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