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1.73sI can't wait to meet the lunatic.
2.37sI bet he's even weirder than that commercial I saw.
2.6sMAN: Hey, is that that new butter substitute? WOMAN: It sure is.
3.9sIs it true it has half the calories of butter or margarine - with all the great taste?
Yeah.
1.6s- Can I have some?
- Get your own.
1.13sTake that, you bitch!
1.27sWhat the hell?
1.17sHow'd you like that?
2.07sHey, joke's on you. I have hepatitis.
2.8s(GROANING) - Patrick?
Yes?
2.97sMy name's Lois. I'm your sister.
1.54sOh, my God, Lois.
1.83sI never thought I'd see you again.
1.6sThese are my children.
2.84sWhy do you live in a crazy house, Uncle Patrick?
2.27sWell, when I was just a little boy,
2.17sI had a very traumatic experience.
1.14s
2.53sMommy, can I have a drink of water?
2.34s(GASPING) Jackie Gleason!
1.7sBeat it, kid. Your mother's busy.
1.87sGLEASON: Humminah, humminah, humminah, humminah.
1.57sPow, right in the kisser!
0.57sOh, that's a horrible story.
2.07sYes.
2.37sI was so traumatized they sent me here.
1.9sAnd I guess they must have forgotten about me.
2.2sWell, you seem perfectly normal to me.