Create a Clip

Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.

1.37s...you!
0.77s
0.53s
1.7sHi, honey. How was your physical?
2.4sGood. Good. Good. Yeah. Yeah.
1.37sToo good, matter of fact.
1.5sYou know what the doctor said?
2.3sDoctor said I was too healthy, you know?
1.74sIn too good of shape.
1.97sDon't even know how. Too good of shape.
1.33sYou didn't go to your physical, did you?
1.23sUh, I did not.
0.67s
1.73s
2.3sSo, Doctor? Is Peter healthy?
1.94sMy goodness! You'll be dead within a month.
1.3sBOTH: What?
4.94sOh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month.
1.1sNow, on to you.
1.83sSo, what do you think? Pretty healthy, huh?
2.67sWell, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results.
3.6s(SCREAMING) There's a spider in here. Now, here we go.
1.8sMr. Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
2.7s(EXCLAIMING) This is your driver's license, isn't it?
5.44sNow, unfortunately, I'm afraid you are going to die when you watch these Dean Martin celebrity roasts.
Index