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2.67sOh, Peter, there you are. This is my brother Patrick.
1.5sYeah, yeah. Good to meet you, Patrick.
1.37sAll right, listen up, everybody.
1.8sI have something to tell you.
2.5sI'm not quite sure how to say this.
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1.3sI'm fat.
2.54sLet me give you a minute to absorb that.
2.84sThat's the way it is. It's nobody's fault, Meg.
2.53sBut I've decided to do something about it.
2.17sOh, great. You gonna drop some weight, fat ass?
8.47sNo, dummy. I'm gonna help make this a fat man's world by establishing the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People.
2.54sThis is the best idea I've had since I slayed that dragon.
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1.6s- Cybill Shepherd?
- Yes.
1s(UNSHEATHING)
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0.93s(ROARING)
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