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1.43sFat people are immoral.
1.37sHow do you figure, sports fan?
3.44sThey're just bad people, like that Jackie Gleason.
2.07sHe was fat and he was bad.
1.47sOne time when I was a boy...
1.6sOh, I love Jackie Gleason.
2.84sHey, take a look at what I bought at this TV convention.
3.23s(CHUCKLING) It's a bus driver's uniform.
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1.44sPow, right in the kisser!
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3sPow, right in the kisser! Pow, right in the kisser!
3.37sPow, right in the kisser! Pow, right in the kisser!
1.43sPow, right in the kisser!
1.43sPow, right in the kisser!
1.4sPow, right in the kisser!
1.6sPow, right in the kisser!
1.2sPow, right in the kisser!
1.64s(SCREAMING)
2.94sWow! That set him off like a Paul Shaffer fire alarm.
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1.4s(PAUL SHAFFER'S VOICE SCREAMING)
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3.54s(RINGING) Hello? Lois, it's your father.
2.33sThe hospital called and said you released Patrick.