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2sPETER: Michael was one of our brothers.
3.34sHe was a good man. He was a kind man.
2.7sHe was a fat man. And now he's a dead man.
3.4sAnd we're all next. The Fat Guy Strangler's gonna get us.
1sHe's right. Oh, my God.
1.43sWe're finished. Will someone tie my shoe?
2.34sPeople, people! I know what will make us feel better.
3.17sLet us sing the NAAFP anthem.
3.3sStand up, all fat men
3.34sStand up straight
3.04sStand up because no chair
4sCan hold your weight
3.54sIf God created us
4.1sTo be so big
2.87sThat's proof he must be
5.27sA big, fat Heeb
2.5sGod's real flabby
3.77sWith an ass so wide