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1.33sUm...
1.9s$675, Bob.
1.13s$675. Steven?
1.1s$780.
2.67s$780. Tammy? What was the last bid?
1.5s$780. $781.
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1.37s...you!
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1.7sHi, honey. How was your physical?
2.4sGood. Good. Good. Yeah. Yeah.
1.37sToo good, matter of fact.
1.5sYou know what the doctor said?
2.3sDoctor said I was too healthy, you know?
1.74sIn too good of shape.
1.97sDon't even know how. Too good of shape.
1.33sYou didn't go to your physical, did you?
1.23sUh, I did not.
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2.3sSo, Doctor? Is Peter healthy?
1.94sMy goodness! You'll be dead within a month.
1.3sBOTH: What?
4.94sOh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month.
1.1sNow, on to you.
1.83sSo, what do you think? Pretty healthy, huh?
2.67sWell, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results.
3.6s(SCREAMING) There's a spider in here. Now, here we go.
1.8sMr. Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
2.7s(EXCLAIMING) This is your driver's license, isn't it?
5.44sNow, unfortunately, I'm afraid you are going to die when you watch these Dean Martin celebrity roasts.