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3.04sStand up because no chair
4sCan hold your weight
3.54sIf God created us
4.1sTo be so big
2.87sThat's proof he must be
5.27sA big, fat Heeb
2.5sGod's real flabby
3.77sWith an ass so wide
3sHis arms look like pillows
4.9sWith cake mix inside
3.17sGod's man-boobs are flabby
4.84sAnd they hurt when he jogs
0.97s
3.34sAnd the back of God's neck
3sLooks like a pack of
4.44sHot dogs