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5.31sIf after three weeks it pickles, then she's real and we both have to buy Patrick a steak.
1.53s(BOTH GUFFAWING)
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4.54s(CRICKETS CHIRPING) Hey, pie. I know what you want.
1.67sI saw you in that movie.
1.6sWhore, slut, bitch.
1.87sYou don't deserve to have sex with me.
2.3sInstead, I'm gonna eat the whore out of you.
2.67sPeter, did you start a coalition for fat guys?
1.67sYeah. The fat-guy coalition.
2.3sPeter, you shouldn't encourage people to be fat.
1.43sFat people are immoral.
1.37sHow do you figure, sports fan?
3.44sThey're just bad people, like that Jackie Gleason.
2.07sHe was fat and he was bad.
1.47sOne time when I was a boy...
1.6sOh, I love Jackie Gleason.
2.84sHey, take a look at what I bought at this TV convention.
3.23s(CHUCKLING) It's a bus driver's uniform.
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1.44sPow, right in the kisser!
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3sPow, right in the kisser! Pow, right in the kisser!