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2.67sWell, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results.
3.6s(SCREAMING) There's a spider in here. Now, here we go.
1.8sMr. Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
2.7s(EXCLAIMING) This is your driver's license, isn't it?
5.44sNow, unfortunately, I'm afraid you are going to die when you watch these Dean Martin celebrity roasts.
2.37sWill you just tell us how Peter's health is?
3.34sMr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this.
5.44sKim Bass-inger, Base-inger, Basin-jer, Basinger?
1.5sBut now on to the cancer.
1.17sOh, my God!
2.37sYou are a Cancer, right? You were born in July?
1.43sNow, on to these test results.
2.27sMy, they're much worse than I thought.
2.7sMy son got a D minus on his history test.
1.8sNow, Mr. Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
1.64sBOTH: What?
2.2sIt's been in the microwave for three minutes. It'll get dry. Now...
2.07sPlease. Please.
2.67sWe can't take any more shtick.