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1.5sPut the cucumber right there.
1.67sDo you think Patrick would be angry?
1.47sI don't know, man. It's his wife.
2.94sYou don't think he'd be ticked off if I put this...
1.23sJust put that right there?
2.6sJust right in that spot, right there on the couch?
2.3sHey, Marian's giving you a thumb's up.
1.53sYou know what we should do?
2.64sWe should let it sit here for a couple of weeks and see if it pickles.
2.54s
5.31sIf after three weeks it pickles, then she's real and we both have to buy Patrick a steak.
1.53s(BOTH GUFFAWING)
3.61s
4.54s(CRICKETS CHIRPING) Hey, pie. I know what you want.
1.67sI saw you in that movie.
1.6sWhore, slut, bitch.
1.87sYou don't deserve to have sex with me.
2.3sInstead, I'm gonna eat the whore out of you.
2.67sPeter, did you start a coalition for fat guys?
1.67sYeah. The fat-guy coalition.
2.3sPeter, you shouldn't encourage people to be fat.
1.43sFat people are immoral.
1.37sHow do you figure, sports fan?
3.44sThey're just bad people, like that Jackie Gleason.