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1.9sAnd I guess they must have forgotten about me.
2.2sWell, you seem perfectly normal to me.
3.6sAnd no brother of mine is gonna be cooped up in some insane asylum.
2.57sWe are taking you back to Quahog with us.
1.23sOh, that's a great idea.
4.3sMaybe he can bring his sling blade and order up some (MIMICKING BILLY BOB THORNTON) French-fried potatoes.
1.1sMmm-hmm.
1.37s
2sThank God I'm out of that hospital.
4.4sIt's great to be eating lunch with my family instead of a bunch of chronic masturbators.
1.4sThose people are disgusting.
3.3sIs it lonely up there on your pedestal, Patrick?
2.67sOh, Peter, there you are. This is my brother Patrick.
1.5sYeah, yeah. Good to meet you, Patrick.
1.37sAll right, listen up, everybody.
1.8sI have something to tell you.
2.5sI'm not quite sure how to say this.
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1.3sI'm fat.
2.54sLet me give you a minute to absorb that.
2.84sThat's the way it is. It's nobody's fault, Meg.
2.53sBut I've decided to do something about it.
2.17sOh, great. You gonna drop some weight, fat ass?
8.47sNo, dummy. I'm gonna help make this a fat man's world by establishing the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People.