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1.5sBut now on to the cancer.
1.17sOh, my God!
2.37sYou are a Cancer, right? You were born in July?
1.43sNow, on to these test results.
2.27sMy, they're much worse than I thought.
2.7sMy son got a D minus on his history test.
1.8sNow, Mr. Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
1.64sBOTH: What?
2.2sIt's been in the microwave for three minutes. It'll get dry. Now...
2.07sPlease. Please.
2.67sWe can't take any more shtick.
2.74sPlease, just tell us, is Peter healthy?
1.63sOh, yeah. He's fine. He's just really fat.
0.97sOh, thank God!
1.84sWait, wait, wait. Hang on a second.
1.77sDid you just say I was fat?
2.17sWell, yeah. You are pretty fat.
1.03sUm,
3.3sokay. This is news to me.
4.97sBoy! This is more awkward than having sex with a rhinoceros who doesn't love you anymore.
2.74sWhy wouldn't you look at me during?