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2.27sthis act is like Fire Island after Labor Day--
1.17sOver!
0.92sFine! I don't need you!
1.8sI can manage my own career!
1.37sYeS. Yes, i'm--
2sI'm quite capable of that.
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3.25sI've got my top hat and cane
2.24sand a pocketful of miracles
2.27sPocketful of miracles
1.23sPocketful of miracles
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0.73sYou suck!
1.03sSomebody get a hook!
1.38sThis is worse than Seussical!
2.53sNo! No, wait! wait! I was about to do this thing.
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2.4s
2.34s"oh, Hello. Didn't notice you there.
1.9s"You know, It's not easy living with my family.
3.24s"bunch of characters they are. Like my father--
4.1s"'Holy crap, Lois! Check out the freakin' log in the toilet!'"
1.82sGet off the stage!
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3sWh-what--What do you say, Bernie? 2 nights at the old rate?