3.92sYou tricked me into marrying you, didn't you? Of course not!
2.65sHow'd you do it? Drugs in the champagne? Hypnosis?
2.15sNo! Drugs are for losers!
2.7sAnd hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.
3.14sI don't know what amazing thing I did to make you love me,
2.37sbut whatever it was, we're married now.
1.83sWe've got the rest of our lives to work this--
0.63sDivorce is final.