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2.11sAnd when I figure out what it is--
0.64sFry, stop.
4.17sI don't wanna hurt you, but there is absolutely, positively no way...
2.8sthat you and I will ever, ever--
3.4sMan and wife. You may kiss the bride.
2.12sMmm!
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2.44sYes!
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2.13sHe looks radiant.
3.2sYe gods, Bubblegum! We failed.
2.12sThe time skips haven't stopped at all.
3.47sEven in these formal shorts, I feel like a failure.
3.92sYou tricked me into marrying you, didn't you? Of course not!
2.65sHow'd you do it? Drugs in the champagne? Hypnosis?
2.15sNo! Drugs are for losers!
2.7sAnd hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.
3.14sI don't know what amazing thing I did to make you love me,
2.37sbut whatever it was, we're married now.
1.83sWe've got the rest of our lives to work this--
0.63sDivorce is final.
2.27sWhat?